Lately I've been farming the Time-Lost Proto Drake, a very, very, very, very, VERY RARE dragon that could be found in the Storm Peaks, Icecrown. I say could because I have never seen it, ever. And while I've been patiently waiting for it to spawn, I came up with my own song.
I once read about fishing up Mr. Pinchy and how a player, a warlock, had gotten so bored fishing that he wrote his own song, which is sung to "Mr. Sandman," the same song you can hear in the movie Back to the Future when Marty goes back to 1955.
Well my version is based on Jumpin' Jack Flash by the Rolling Stones. Hope you like it =D
I was bored in Northrend Storm Peaks,
And I flew in the snow and had to
speak,
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a
cake!
But it's all right. Time-Lost Proto
Drake,
It's a cake! Cake! Cake!
I was campin' four routes to the death,
I was near Brunnhildar and Bor's
Breath,
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a
cake!
But it's all right. Time-Lost Proto
Drake,
It's a cake! Cake! Cake!
I was abound while they were in dragon
soul,
I felt clowned as my friends fought and
rolled.
And I frowned and wrote a song like a
troll.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was bound with a frostweave payroll.
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a
cake!
But it's all right. Time-Lost Proto
Drake,
It's a cake! Cake! Cake!
Time-Lost Proto Drake, it's a cake
Time-Lost Proto Drake, it's a cake
Time-Lost Proto Drake, it's a cake
Time-Lost Proto Drake, it's a cake
Time-Lost Proto Drake
And there ya go! Special thanks to the Lyrics Freak website for the lyrics on the original song for reference, and an extra special thanks to World of Warcraft. I hope the drake appears sometime soon.
In other news, I managed to kill all the other rare mobs in Northrend and got the achievement Frostbitten, and that alone took me a week. I kept flying around and checking up on the TLPD, but no sign of it. It's definitely lost in time. I'd give anything to find that drake and send it my old Mithril Stopwatch so it can set it's time and spawn on a regular basis that would be more reliable... Rename it the Time-Found Proto Drake.
Amazingly, at the same time I killed the last rare I needed and got the Frostbitten achievement, I got a second achievement at the same time. Turns out that my main character Owlaf has over nine thousand achievement points, and the achievement name is "It's Over Nine Thousand!" and it's listed in my Feats of Strength. I was pleasantly surprised.
Makes me wonder if finding and killing the TLPD and getting the mount awards you with an achievement, relating to all the time you lost waiting for this bad boy to appear. Nah. Perhaps not.
See ya around!
-Owlaf from Feathermoon
http://www.lyricsfreak.com
http://www.wowpedia.org/Frostbitten
http://www.wowpedia.org/It%27s_Over_Nine_Thousand!
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